Last night, over a fine dinner of leftovers eaten in the living room while watching Phineas & Ferb:
Me: "Andrew, don't wipe your face on your sleeve. You'll stain your new polo shirt."
Andrew: "We need Clorox Stain 'dentifier. It gets all the stains out!"
Several weeks ago, on a trip to Food Lion with Daddy:
James: (reading the large sign to Andrew)
Andrew: "Daddy, 'Mr. Food' is brought to you by HERE!"
It's either too much t.v., or my son is Rain Man.