Lest I Ignore the Blog Any Longer

Among the quizzes and generators I've stumbled across today, I've found out that if I were Sarah Palin's child (I'd kill myself), my name would be Steam Fangs Palin (I think that's kinda awesome, in spite of the last name) and that my boobs should be nicknamed "Starsky and Hutch" (okay, they're dangerous, they're packing heat...but they don't drive a cool car). The least harmless and most timely thing I found out about myself today, though is my
Monster Profile




My Monster Name: Ultima Strangler


I Feast On: Peanut Butter



I Lurk Around In: The Hearts of Men



I Especially Like to Torment: Hippies

What's Your Monster Name? ---T