Be warned...what you are about to read is probably harmful to your attention span and might even cause whiplash. These are random things going through my head over the last few days, in no particular order.
There is no logical reason for poison ivy to exist, other than it being sent by the devil to torture people who should have just left the messy area behind the house alone.
What does it mean if there's a rainbow...errr, "rainarch" with no beginning and no end, just a middle? Is that some kind of metaphor?
Bathing suits are too expensive.
Really, Brooke Shields? Even if you think it, maybe not the smartest thing in the world to say.
I would rather know in my mind that there are gigantic, sinister, probably poisonous and ready-to-attack snakes in the lake without actually seeing them poking their creepy little effing heads up around the dock.
I need to get the rest of the garden planted this week.
Some people talk just to hear their own voices, probably because they're afraid of what they hear when they shut up for two seconds.
It's probably against some law to jump out of a car and pull up a random pretty shrub growing on the mountainside. Better move quickly!
I am terrible at finishing things. But, woo-hoo!!! I finished all seven Harry Potter books in three weeks, with ample time before school is out. Take that, mouthy 7th graders. You didn't know who you were messing with.
Suicide is a selfish, chickensh*t thing. Ending your pain causes untold pain for countless others.